i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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