But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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