Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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