spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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