I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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