just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hippo gnu deer
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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