just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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