member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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