What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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