i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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