Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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