in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Damn victory sex feels great
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Never underestimate the power of titties
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