Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
