Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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