Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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