Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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