the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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