i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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