no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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