I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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