CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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