Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just wanna soil my oats bro
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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