two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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