when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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