She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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