So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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