Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
