Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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