I'm jealous of your bromance
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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