wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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