You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
