windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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