She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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