How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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