I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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