Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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