i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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