her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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