i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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