dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
