On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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