Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
FUCK WHALES
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