I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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