I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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