there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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