Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
