I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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