Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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