i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Are we still banned from the library?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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