i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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