I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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