Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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