you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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