you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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