suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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