thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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